Wednesday, February 3, 2010

The Jelly Logs

Captain's log, Stardate 2010.2.
There is much activity within the mind of the Jellyprise. Planets to explore, new races to encounter, what to eat for lunch. Her vessel is slow moving, over laden with substantial rear landing gear. It is necessary to advise the maintenance crews to immediately start working on this hindrance. I believe 50% of it could be removed and not jeopardize the integrity and safety of our mission. Where have the maintenance crews gone? … They’re on strike? Apparently the Jellyprise is an unsafe, emotionally void vessel with low pay and scarce vacation time. Captain will have to address the landing gear issue herself. There are as many issues to address as there are stars in the sky, but this is our mission. To boldly go where many women have gone before. Except we’re going to have more fun.

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